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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY HUNTERS, WHO ARE USUALLY POT BELLY OLD MEN.
THEY FEEL LIKE THEY ARE REAL MEN, SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY BAGGED A WILD ANIMAL.
FIRING A RIFLE 1/2 MILE AWAY (SOMETIMES 1 & 1/2 MILES) IS NOT A TOUGH GUY ACT.
THE PHRASE MANO A MANO (HAND TO HAND COMBAT) SHOULD BE USED TO DEFINE A TOUGH GUY HUNTER.
THE ANIMAL HAS ZERO CHANCE TO EVEN KNOW THAT SOMEBODY IS AIMING A RIFLE AT THEIR HEAD.
THE DICK CHENEY TYPE OF HUNTER GOES TO A PARK WHERE THEY HAVE CAGED BIRDS.
THE SHOOTER IS TOLD WHERE TO POINT, AND THEN THE CAGE IS OPENED - NOT MY DEFINITION OF A TOUGH GUY.
ANOTHER WUSSY PERSON IS SARAH, WHO LIKES TO KILL ANIMALS WHILE FLYING 200 FEET OVER THEIR HEADS.
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EVEN WORSE THAN THE NON TOUGH GUY HUNTER, WOULD BE THE POACHER.
POACHERS DON'T CARE IF AN ANIMAL IS NEAR EXTINCTION.
THEY HAVE A LOVE OF MONEY, WHICH THE ANIMAL CARCASS CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR.
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I'M NOT AGAINST EATING ANIMALS FOR FOOD - I BELIEVE IN THE NATIVE AMERICAN VIEWPOINT.
ANIMALS ARE TO BE HUNTED FOR FOOD OR CLOTHING, AND NOT FOR PLEASURE.
PROVING THE HUNTER HAS A HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVEL WAS NEVER IMPORTANT TO THE CHEROKEE.
DURING THE 1800's, WHITE MEN HUNTED BISON TO NEAR EXTINCTION - STUPIDITY TO THE MILLIONTH DEGREE.
HUNDREDS OF ROTTING BISON CARCASS LITTERED THE PLAINS, BECAUSE OF SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY HUNTERS.
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THESE SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY HUNTERS WOULD BE CONSIDERED A SNIPER, IF THEY HUNTED A DIFFERENT PREY.
A TWO-LEGGED PREY.
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NOBLE REASONS TO NOT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT POACHERS.
ELEPHANTS LIVES ARE NOT WORTH A WORTHLESS IVORY TRINKET
DO YOU REALLY NEED A TIGER SKIN RUG, WITH ONLY 3,300 TIGERS IN THE WILD?
ANOTHER ENDANGERED CREATURE, WHO DOESN'T HAVE A VOICE.
EAT CAMPBELL'S TOMATO SOUP INSTEAD - TOMATOES ARE NOT ENDANGERED.
I USED TO READ THE COMIC BOOK GROO.
IN THE FIRST BOOK:
AN ACCIDENTAL EXTINCTION OF A BUG HAD CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES FOR THE WHOLE PLANET.
IT WAS A CHAIN REACTION - ONE LIFE DEPENDS ON ANOTHER LIFE FOR SURVIVAL.
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WE FEED ON PLANTS AND ANIMALS, AND THEN THE PLANTS & ANIMALS FEED ON US - CYCLE OF LIFE.
ONE WEAKENED LINK IN THE CHAIN, WILL RUIN THE STRENGH OF THE WHOLE CHAIN.
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THEY FEEL LIKE THEY ARE REAL MEN, SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY BAGGED A WILD ANIMAL.
FIRING A RIFLE 1/2 MILE AWAY (SOMETIMES 1 & 1/2 MILES) IS NOT A TOUGH GUY ACT.
THE PHRASE MANO A MANO (HAND TO HAND COMBAT) SHOULD BE USED TO DEFINE A TOUGH GUY HUNTER.
THE ANIMAL HAS ZERO CHANCE TO EVEN KNOW THAT SOMEBODY IS AIMING A RIFLE AT THEIR HEAD.
THE DICK CHENEY TYPE OF HUNTER GOES TO A PARK WHERE THEY HAVE CAGED BIRDS.
THE SHOOTER IS TOLD WHERE TO POINT, AND THEN THE CAGE IS OPENED - NOT MY DEFINITION OF A TOUGH GUY.
ANOTHER WUSSY PERSON IS SARAH, WHO LIKES TO KILL ANIMALS WHILE FLYING 200 FEET OVER THEIR HEADS.
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EVEN WORSE THAN THE NON TOUGH GUY HUNTER, WOULD BE THE POACHER.
POACHERS DON'T CARE IF AN ANIMAL IS NEAR EXTINCTION.
THEY HAVE A LOVE OF MONEY, WHICH THE ANIMAL CARCASS CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR.
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I'M NOT AGAINST EATING ANIMALS FOR FOOD - I BELIEVE IN THE NATIVE AMERICAN VIEWPOINT.
ANIMALS ARE TO BE HUNTED FOR FOOD OR CLOTHING, AND NOT FOR PLEASURE.
PROVING THE HUNTER HAS A HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVEL WAS NEVER IMPORTANT TO THE CHEROKEE.
DURING THE 1800's, WHITE MEN HUNTED BISON TO NEAR EXTINCTION - STUPIDITY TO THE MILLIONTH DEGREE.
HUNDREDS OF ROTTING BISON CARCASS LITTERED THE PLAINS, BECAUSE OF SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY HUNTERS.
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THESE SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY HUNTERS WOULD BE CONSIDERED A SNIPER, IF THEY HUNTED A DIFFERENT PREY.
A TWO-LEGGED PREY.
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NOBLE REASONS TO NOT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT POACHERS.
ELEPHANTS LIVES ARE NOT WORTH A WORTHLESS IVORY TRINKET
DO YOU REALLY NEED A TIGER SKIN RUG, WITH ONLY 3,300 TIGERS IN THE WILD?
ANOTHER ENDANGERED CREATURE, WHO DOESN'T HAVE A VOICE.
EAT CAMPBELL'S TOMATO SOUP INSTEAD - TOMATOES ARE NOT ENDANGERED.
I USED TO READ THE COMIC BOOK GROO.
IN THE FIRST BOOK:
AN ACCIDENTAL EXTINCTION OF A BUG HAD CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES FOR THE WHOLE PLANET.
IT WAS A CHAIN REACTION - ONE LIFE DEPENDS ON ANOTHER LIFE FOR SURVIVAL.
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WE FEED ON PLANTS AND ANIMALS, AND THEN THE PLANTS & ANIMALS FEED ON US - CYCLE OF LIFE.
ONE WEAKENED LINK IN THE CHAIN, WILL RUIN THE STRENGH OF THE WHOLE CHAIN.
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THE BIRTH OF AN EYESORE BILLBOARD - THE BUILDING OF AN ELECTRONIC BILLBOARD, & ONE OF IT'S FIRST ADS
TO PARAPHRASE JOYCE KILMER
I THINK I SHALL NEVER SEE A PHOTOGRAPH, AS UGLY AS ONE SHOWING THE BIRTH OF A BILLBOARD.
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BILLBOARDS ARE LIKE DANDELIONS - THEY POP UP OVERNIGHT, AND THEY ARE UGLY.
I WAS LUCKY TO CATCH THE "BIRTH" OF AN UGLY ELECTRONIC BILLBOARD.
I WILL NOW SHOW YOU THE NEWBORN BILLBOARD PHOTOS - THE FAINT AT HEART, BE WARNED.
LOCATION IS AT: ILLINOIS HIGHWAY 53 - 1/4 MILE FROM U.S. HIGHWAY 14
INCH, BY INCH, THE ELECTRONIC BILLBOARD "BABY" IS ALMOST HERE.
EXTREME CLOSEUP OF THE "BIRTH."
IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG AFTER THE "BIRTH", FOR THE FIRST SHOWING OF AN ADVERTISEMENT.
CLOSEUP OF THE AD - STAR TREK THE VIDEO GAME.
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I THINK I SHALL NEVER SEE A PHOTOGRAPH, AS UGLY AS ONE SHOWING THE BIRTH OF A BILLBOARD.
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BILLBOARDS ARE LIKE DANDELIONS - THEY POP UP OVERNIGHT, AND THEY ARE UGLY.
I WAS LUCKY TO CATCH THE "BIRTH" OF AN UGLY ELECTRONIC BILLBOARD.
I WILL NOW SHOW YOU THE NEWBORN BILLBOARD PHOTOS - THE FAINT AT HEART, BE WARNED.
LOCATION IS AT: ILLINOIS HIGHWAY 53 - 1/4 MILE FROM U.S. HIGHWAY 14
INCH, BY INCH, THE ELECTRONIC BILLBOARD "BABY" IS ALMOST HERE.
EXTREME CLOSEUP OF THE "BIRTH."
IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG AFTER THE "BIRTH", FOR THE FIRST SHOWING OF AN ADVERTISEMENT.
CLOSEUP OF THE AD - STAR TREK THE VIDEO GAME.
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I THOUGHT THAT THE CW NETWORK WAS USING AN IMAGE OF MY FANTASTIC PHYSIQUE, WITH ANOTHER HEAD PASTED ON IT
I SAW MY HEADLESS PHYSIQUE ON A 40 FOOT TALL BILLBOARD, OR SO I THOUGHT.
I THOUGHT THE CW NETWORK TOOK MY TORSO, AND PUT ANOTHER HEAD ON IT.
I USED TO BE A HUNK, AND NOW I'M A HUNK OF BLUBBER - TIMES ROLL ON.
I WAS WRONG, NOBODY STOLE THE IMAGE OF MY FORMER BODY.
I MADE A MISTAKE - I USED TO LOOK FAR BETTER, AND TOUGHER LOOKING THAN THIS GUY.
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THE TV SHOW ARROW IS ABOUT A FORMER SPOILED MILLIONAIRE, WHO HAS AN EPIPHANY.
AFTER BEING LOST AT SEA FOR 5 YEARS, HE RETURNS TO THE BIG CITY AS A VIGILANTE.
OLIVER QUEEN FEELS THE NEED TO CLEAN UP THE CITY, ARMED WITH A BOW & ARROW.
HE SHOULD CLEAN UP THE CROOKED BUSINESSMEN WHO ARE RUINING THE U.S. ECONOMY
IN OTHER WORDS: THE MITT-ROMNEY TYPES NEED A CLEANSING BATH.
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I THOUGHT THE PHOTO WAS A DEAD RINGER FOR MY FORMER TORSO - SCARS AND ALL.
I WAS A ROUGH-TOUGH MOTHER, AND NOW I'M A POT-BELLIED OLD FART.
AFTER SEEING THE CLOSEUP PICTURE I COULD FINALLY SEE THE DIFFERENCE.
THIS GUY IS A WIMP COMPARED TO WHAT MY TORSO USED TO LOOK LIKE.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS SAID TO BE ENVIOUS OF ME.
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I THOUGHT THE CW NETWORK TOOK MY TORSO, AND PUT ANOTHER HEAD ON IT.
I USED TO BE A HUNK, AND NOW I'M A HUNK OF BLUBBER - TIMES ROLL ON.
I WAS WRONG, NOBODY STOLE THE IMAGE OF MY FORMER BODY.
I MADE A MISTAKE - I USED TO LOOK FAR BETTER, AND TOUGHER LOOKING THAN THIS GUY.
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THE TV SHOW ARROW IS ABOUT A FORMER SPOILED MILLIONAIRE, WHO HAS AN EPIPHANY.
AFTER BEING LOST AT SEA FOR 5 YEARS, HE RETURNS TO THE BIG CITY AS A VIGILANTE.
OLIVER QUEEN FEELS THE NEED TO CLEAN UP THE CITY, ARMED WITH A BOW & ARROW.
HE SHOULD CLEAN UP THE CROOKED BUSINESSMEN WHO ARE RUINING THE U.S. ECONOMY
IN OTHER WORDS: THE MITT-ROMNEY TYPES NEED A CLEANSING BATH.
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I THOUGHT THE PHOTO WAS A DEAD RINGER FOR MY FORMER TORSO - SCARS AND ALL.
I WAS A ROUGH-TOUGH MOTHER, AND NOW I'M A POT-BELLIED OLD FART.
AFTER SEEING THE CLOSEUP PICTURE I COULD FINALLY SEE THE DIFFERENCE.
THIS GUY IS A WIMP COMPARED TO WHAT MY TORSO USED TO LOOK LIKE.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS SAID TO BE ENVIOUS OF ME.
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TWO SKILLING BROTHER'S PHOTOGRAPHS - ONE ON A BILLBOARD, AND ONE IN A MUGSHOT
ANGELS & DEVILS - YOU DECIDE WHICH, IS WHICH.
TOM SKILLING - WGN WEATHERMAN
JEFFREY SKILLING - FEDERAL PRISONER, AND FORMER ENRON CEO
(I GUESS HE IS NOW A PART OF MITT ROMNEY'S 47 % MOOCHER GROUP)
THE TWO SKILLING BROTHERS COULDN'T BE MORE DIFFERENT.
TOM SKILLING (HIGHEST PAID METEOROLOGIST IN THE U.S.) - BORN FEB 20, 1952.
JEFFREY SKILLING (LOWEST PAID FEDERAL CONVICT IN THE U.S. - JOKING) BORN NOV 25, 1953.
(FORMERLY HIGH PAID CEO OF ENRON - MITT ROMNEY TYPE OF MONEY)
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BOTH MEN WERE RAISED IN A CHICAGO SUBURB - AURORA, ILLINOIS (2nd LARGEST ILL MUNICIPALITY)
BOTH MEN WORKED AT WXLT-TV, WHICH IS LOCATED IN AURORA, ILL.
BOTH MEN ATTENDED WEST AURORA HIGH SCHOOL.
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TOM SKILLING STAYED IN THE MIDWEST - HE GRADUATED FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF WISC / MADISON.
JEFFREY SKILLING GRADUATED FROM SOUTHERN METHODIST UNIVERSITY (DALLAS, TEXAS)
TOM SKILLING HELPS MANKIND LEARN ABOUT THE PLANET THAT WE LIVE ON (METEOROLOGIST.)
JEFFREY SKILLING HELPS AMERICANS AVOID GETTING A TRAFFIC TICKET - LICENSE PLATE CREATOR.
(A JOKE - HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE LICENSE PLATES, WHILE SITTING IN FEDERAL PRISON)
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TOM SKILLING PROMOTING HIS GOOD GUY PERSONALITY - WGN WEATHERMAN.
JEFF SKILLING - FORMER ENRON CEO
2004 POLICE MUG SHOT
PROMOTING BAD GUY PERSONALITY?
ONE DAY AFTER TOM'S 76th BIRTHDAY - HIS BABY BROTHER GETS OUT OF PRISON.
FEBRUARY 21, 2028 RELEASE DATE.
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OUT OF CURIOSITY:
DOES MITT ROMNEY HAVE A BROTHER THAT WORKS AS A METEOROLOGIST?
IT WOULD BE QUITE A COINCIDENCE - 2 SETS OF POLAR OPPOSITE BROTHERS.
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BEER BELLY SPORTS VIEWERS WOULD DISAGREE WITH THIS BILLBOARD
THE BEER BELLY CROWD BELIEVES THIS BILLBOARD IS 100% FALSE.
THE BEER BELLIES BELIEVE WHAT THEY DO IS A SPORT.
THEY BELIEVE SPECTATING IS EXTREMELY STRENUOUS.
IT IS SO STRENOUS, IT IS AN ODOR PRODUCING ACTIVITY.
ODORS FROM THE TWO LARGEST ORIFICES ON THE HUMAN (BEER BELLY) BODY.
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THE BEER BELLIES ARE COMPLETELY WORN OUT AFTER SPECTATING.
EACH ONE OF US REQUIRES
BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
BEER BELLIES OF AMERICA
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TODAY IS THE START OF CUBS 2013 SEASON (SOX FANS ARE ROOTING FOR THEM TO LOSE MORE THAN LAST YEAR - 101 LOSSES)
APRIL 1, 2013 CUBS OPENING DAY.
APRIL 1st IS VERY APROPOS.
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT THE CUBS DO NOT CARE ABOUT WINNING A WORLD SERIES.
THE CUBS CAN MAKE A FORTUNE BY JUST BEING THE LOVEABLE LOSERS.
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ROBERT ZEMECKIS IS THE DIRECTOR OF THE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES.
IF ZEMECKIS IS AS PROPHETIC AS SOME HAVE SAID, THEN THE CUBS HAVE ZERO CHANCE IN 2013.
(BEING SAID WITH MY TONGUE FIRMLY PLACED INSIDE MY CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEK)
ACCORDING TO THE BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 MOVIE: THE CUBS DON'T WIN UNTIL 2015
THE CUBS HAD 100 to 1 ODDS AT THE START OF THE SEASON, IN APRIL, 2015.
THE 3-D BILLBOARD (THE FUTURE OCT, 2015 TIMEFRAME) ANNOUNCES: CUBBIES SWEEP MIAMI.
A LOT OF ZEMECKIS BACK TO THE FUTURE "PREDICTIONS" HAVE COME TRUE.
1) TV SETS WITH HUNDREDS OF CHANNELS
2) CAMERAS RECORDING EVERYTHING ON THE STREET
3) VIDEO BILLBOARDS REPLACING PRINT BILLBOARDS
4) MIAMI GETTING A BASEBALL TEAM
ONE PREDICTION THAT SOX FANS HOPE WILL NOT COME TRUE - CUBS SWEEP 2015 WORLD SERIES.
(I'VE BEEN A SOX FAN SINCE THE IDIOT CUBS TRADED RON SANTO TO THE SOX)
SOX FANS KNOW IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, AND CUB FANS ARE ETERNALLY HOPEFUL (DELUSIONAL.)
NO RING FOR JILTED LOVERS, JUST A HEARTY LAUGH FROM A SOX FAN
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APRIL 1st IS VERY APROPOS.
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT THE CUBS DO NOT CARE ABOUT WINNING A WORLD SERIES.
THE CUBS CAN MAKE A FORTUNE BY JUST BEING THE LOVEABLE LOSERS.
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ROBERT ZEMECKIS IS THE DIRECTOR OF THE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES.
IF ZEMECKIS IS AS PROPHETIC AS SOME HAVE SAID, THEN THE CUBS HAVE ZERO CHANCE IN 2013.
(BEING SAID WITH MY TONGUE FIRMLY PLACED INSIDE MY CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEK)
ACCORDING TO THE BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 MOVIE: THE CUBS DON'T WIN UNTIL 2015
THE CUBS HAD 100 to 1 ODDS AT THE START OF THE SEASON, IN APRIL, 2015.
THE 3-D BILLBOARD (THE FUTURE OCT, 2015 TIMEFRAME) ANNOUNCES: CUBBIES SWEEP MIAMI.
A LOT OF ZEMECKIS BACK TO THE FUTURE "PREDICTIONS" HAVE COME TRUE.
1) TV SETS WITH HUNDREDS OF CHANNELS
2) CAMERAS RECORDING EVERYTHING ON THE STREET
3) VIDEO BILLBOARDS REPLACING PRINT BILLBOARDS
4) MIAMI GETTING A BASEBALL TEAM
ONE PREDICTION THAT SOX FANS HOPE WILL NOT COME TRUE - CUBS SWEEP 2015 WORLD SERIES.
(I'VE BEEN A SOX FAN SINCE THE IDIOT CUBS TRADED RON SANTO TO THE SOX)
SOX FANS KNOW IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, AND CUB FANS ARE ETERNALLY HOPEFUL (DELUSIONAL.)
NO RING FOR JILTED LOVERS, JUST A HEARTY LAUGH FROM A SOX FAN
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BEST MOVING BILLBOARD ON THE SIDE OF A CTA (CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY) TRAIN
THE CTA HAS BEEN SELLING AD SPACE ON THE SIDES OF THEIR CARS, FOR A FEW YEARS.
THE TRAINS RUN BETWEEN THE INBOUND & OUTBOUND LANES OF THE KENNEDY EXPRESSWAY.
WHEN DRIVERS ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC, THEY HAVE VERY LITTLE TO DO - CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
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THIS AD IS SIMILAR TO THE FIAT TV COMMERCIALS.
THE BILLBOARD AD SHOWS THE FIAT BEING DRIVEN OFF THE CLIFT.
I DON'T GET THE PREMISE OF THE AD, BUT IT IS MEMORABLE.
IF YOU ARE IN THE MARKET FOR A CAR TO LOOK GOOD, WHILE IT IS FLYING THRU THE AIR - BUY FIAT!!!
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THE TRAINS RUN BETWEEN THE INBOUND & OUTBOUND LANES OF THE KENNEDY EXPRESSWAY.
WHEN DRIVERS ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC, THEY HAVE VERY LITTLE TO DO - CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
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THIS AD IS SIMILAR TO THE FIAT TV COMMERCIALS.
THE BILLBOARD AD SHOWS THE FIAT BEING DRIVEN OFF THE CLIFT.
I DON'T GET THE PREMISE OF THE AD, BUT IT IS MEMORABLE.
IF YOU ARE IN THE MARKET FOR A CAR TO LOOK GOOD, WHILE IT IS FLYING THRU THE AIR - BUY FIAT!!!
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HAPPY 31st BIRTHDAY DANICA PATRICK. EVEN THO YOU ARE GETTING "LONG IN THE TOOTH" - YOU ARE STILL PRETTY HOT.
TODAY IS DANICA PATRICK'S 31st BIRTHDAY.
THE ROSCOE, ILLINOIS NATIVE IS AN ABOVE AVERAGE NASCAR DRIVER, AND A FORMER INDY DRIVER.
WHAT MAKES HER SO UNUSUAL IS THAT SHE IS - ONE HOT MOMMA.
HUBBA! HUBBA!
BESIDES BEING A RACE DRIVER, SHE ALSO DABBLED IN MODELING.
DURING HER EARLY 20s, SHE FILLED OUT HER SWIMSUIT BETTER THAN ANY OTHER RACE DRIVER.
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SHE IS ALSO THE SPOKESWOMAN FOR THE COMPANY THAT HOSTS THIS BLOG - GO DADDY.
I WOULD SEE A PICTURE OF HER EVERY TIME I WENT TO "GO DADDY" TO POST A BLOG UPDATE.
I KEPT HOPING THAT HER TIGHT RACING ATTIRE MIGHT "ACCIDENTLY" FALL OFF HER SHAPELY FORM.
ALAS, THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
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FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE - DANICA PATRICK BILLBOARDS
HAPPY 31st BIRTHDAY, DANICA.
YOU ARE GETTING BETTER WITH AGE.
HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICTURE
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THE ROSCOE, ILLINOIS NATIVE IS AN ABOVE AVERAGE NASCAR DRIVER, AND A FORMER INDY DRIVER.
WHAT MAKES HER SO UNUSUAL IS THAT SHE IS - ONE HOT MOMMA.
HUBBA! HUBBA!
BESIDES BEING A RACE DRIVER, SHE ALSO DABBLED IN MODELING.
DURING HER EARLY 20s, SHE FILLED OUT HER SWIMSUIT BETTER THAN ANY OTHER RACE DRIVER.
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SHE IS ALSO THE SPOKESWOMAN FOR THE COMPANY THAT HOSTS THIS BLOG - GO DADDY.
I WOULD SEE A PICTURE OF HER EVERY TIME I WENT TO "GO DADDY" TO POST A BLOG UPDATE.
I KEPT HOPING THAT HER TIGHT RACING ATTIRE MIGHT "ACCIDENTLY" FALL OFF HER SHAPELY FORM.
ALAS, THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
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FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE - DANICA PATRICK BILLBOARDS
HAPPY 31st BIRTHDAY, DANICA.
YOU ARE GETTING BETTER WITH AGE.
HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICTURE
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BRIAN URLACHER - SPOKESMAN FOR "ZERO COKE" WILL NOW BE MAKING ZERO DOLLARS FROM THE CHICAGO BEARS
BRIAN URLACHER WAS A LOYAL, HARD WORKING, CHICAGO BEAR.
AFTER 13 YEARS OF EXCELLENT SERVICE - IT IS TIME TO CRUSH HIM, LIKE A USED COKE ZERO CAN.
THE BEARS HAVE NOT WON A CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1985.
PRIME REASON WHY THE BEARS WILL NOT BE A CHAMPION TEAM UNTIL 2085:
BONE-HEADED COMMENTS AND ACTIONS, FROM G.M. PHIL EMERY:
"We were unable to reach an agreement with Brian and both sides have decided to move forward,"
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YOU DON'T GET RID OF SOMEONE THAT HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD.
YOU SHOULD BUILD UPON THE BRIAN URLACHER "FOUNDATION."
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COCA COLA IS AN ATLANTA COMPANY - WILL THE FALCONS MAKE AN OFFER?
CROSS CORPORATE PROMOTIONS - YOU SCRATCH MY CORPORATE BACK & I'LL SCRATCH YOURS.
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I REALLY DO GET A KICK OUT OF "OFFICIAL" CORPORATE-DOM COMMENTS.
THE COMMENTS TRY TO SHOW THE LOVE AND AFFECTION, THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES.
READING BETWEEN THE LINES:
ANIMOSITY - BORDERING ON HOSTILITY (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
"Brian has been an elite player in our league for over a decade. He showed great leadership and helped develop a winning culture over his time with the Bears. We appreciate all he has given our team, on and off the field. Brian will always be welcome as a member of the Bears."
EXCEPT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO PAY HIM WHAT HE IS WORTH, BECAUSE WE ARE CHEAP.
(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION)
WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE WITHOUT PRODUCING A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM - SUCKERS.
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AFTER 13 YEARS OF EXCELLENT SERVICE - IT IS TIME TO CRUSH HIM, LIKE A USED COKE ZERO CAN.
THE BEARS HAVE NOT WON A CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1985.
PRIME REASON WHY THE BEARS WILL NOT BE A CHAMPION TEAM UNTIL 2085:
BONE-HEADED COMMENTS AND ACTIONS, FROM G.M. PHIL EMERY:
"We were unable to reach an agreement with Brian and both sides have decided to move forward,"
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YOU DON'T GET RID OF SOMEONE THAT HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD.
YOU SHOULD BUILD UPON THE BRIAN URLACHER "FOUNDATION."
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COCA COLA IS AN ATLANTA COMPANY - WILL THE FALCONS MAKE AN OFFER?
CROSS CORPORATE PROMOTIONS - YOU SCRATCH MY CORPORATE BACK & I'LL SCRATCH YOURS.
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I REALLY DO GET A KICK OUT OF "OFFICIAL" CORPORATE-DOM COMMENTS.
THE COMMENTS TRY TO SHOW THE LOVE AND AFFECTION, THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES.
READING BETWEEN THE LINES:
ANIMOSITY - BORDERING ON HOSTILITY (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
"Brian has been an elite player in our league for over a decade. He showed great leadership and helped develop a winning culture over his time with the Bears. We appreciate all he has given our team, on and off the field. Brian will always be welcome as a member of the Bears."
EXCEPT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO PAY HIM WHAT HE IS WORTH, BECAUSE WE ARE CHEAP.
(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION)
WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE WITHOUT PRODUCING A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM - SUCKERS.
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COCA COLA POLAR BEARS MAKING SNOW ANGELS IN THE BLOODY SNOW, AFTER AN UNSUSPECTING HUMAN TRIED TO TAKE A SIP OF COKE
OK, THE BILLBOARD REALLY DOESN'T SHOW THE BLOODY SNOW FROM THE HUMAN MAULING.
IN REALITY, THE MAULING TOOK PLACE TOWARDS THE LEFT OF THE PICTURE - HITCHCOCK-ESQUE
THE POLAR BEARS GIGGLED AFTERWARDS - UNUSUAL FOR A POLAR BEAR.
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WARNING TO FUTURE-TO-BE THIEVES OF COCA COLA, THAT IS CLEARLY OWNED BY A POLAR BEAR:
1) BUY A BURIAL INSURANCE PLAN (YOU CAN ECONOMIZE - SUPER SMALL BURIAL PLOT)
2) CARRY A WET/DRY VACUUM TO THE COKE CRIME SCENE (RESCUE WORKER BODY PART P.U. TOOL)
3) FOR YOUR LAST MEAL, PLEASE DON'T EAT GARLIC - POLAR BEARS HATE IT.
(POLAR BEARS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HUNT DOWN THE RELATIVES OF THE GARLIC EATER, AND THEN MAUL THEM TO DEATH - JUST FOR FUN.)
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IN REALITY, THE MAULING TOOK PLACE TOWARDS THE LEFT OF THE PICTURE - HITCHCOCK-ESQUE
THE POLAR BEARS GIGGLED AFTERWARDS - UNUSUAL FOR A POLAR BEAR.
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WARNING TO FUTURE-TO-BE THIEVES OF COCA COLA, THAT IS CLEARLY OWNED BY A POLAR BEAR:
1) BUY A BURIAL INSURANCE PLAN (YOU CAN ECONOMIZE - SUPER SMALL BURIAL PLOT)
2) CARRY A WET/DRY VACUUM TO THE COKE CRIME SCENE (RESCUE WORKER BODY PART P.U. TOOL)
3) FOR YOUR LAST MEAL, PLEASE DON'T EAT GARLIC - POLAR BEARS HATE IT.
(POLAR BEARS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO HUNT DOWN THE RELATIVES OF THE GARLIC EATER, AND THEN MAUL THEM TO DEATH - JUST FOR FUN.)
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