I Saw An Eyesore Billboard is a humorous look at my love/hate relationship with billboards. Love the ads, especially the humorous ones, but I hate the blighted look of the
landscape. My opinions on the ugliest form of advertising (using PRETTY PICTURES.)
I SAW MY HEADLESS PHYSIQUE ON A 40 FOOT TALL BILLBOARD, OR SO I THOUGHT.
I THOUGHT THE CW NETWORK TOOK MY TORSO, AND PUT ANOTHER HEAD ON IT.
I USED TO BE A HUNK, AND NOW I'M A HUNK OF BLUBBER - TIMES ROLL ON.
I WAS WRONG, NOBODY STOLE THE IMAGE OF MY FORMER BODY.
I MADE A MISTAKE - I USED TO LOOK FAR BETTER, AND TOUGHER LOOKING THAN THIS GUY. __________________________________________________________________________
THE TV SHOW ARROW IS ABOUT A FORMER SPOILED MILLIONAIRE, WHO HAS AN EPIPHANY.
AFTER BEING LOST AT SEA FOR 5 YEARS, HE RETURNS TO THE BIG CITY AS A VIGILANTE.
OLIVER QUEEN FEELS THE NEED TO CLEAN UP THE CITY, ARMED WITH A BOW & ARROW.
HE SHOULD CLEAN UP THE CROOKED BUSINESSMEN WHO ARE RUINING THE U.S. ECONOMY
IN OTHER WORDS: THE MITT-ROMNEY TYPES NEED A CLEANSING BATH. __________________________________________________________________________
I THOUGHT THE PHOTO WAS A DEAD RINGER FOR MY FORMER TORSO - SCARS AND ALL.
I WAS A ROUGH-TOUGH MOTHER, AND NOW I'M A POT-BELLIED OLD FART.
AFTER SEEING THE CLOSEUP PICTURE I COULD FINALLY SEE THE DIFFERENCE.
THIS GUY IS A WIMP COMPARED TO WHAT MY TORSO USED TO LOOK LIKE.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS SAID TO BE ENVIOUS OF ME.
I REALLY DO GET A KICK OUT OF "OFFICIAL" CORPORATE-DOM COMMENTS.
THE COMMENTS TRY TO SHOW THE LOVE AND AFFECTION, THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES.
READING BETWEEN THE LINES:
ANIMOSITY - BORDERING ON HOSTILITY (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
"Brian has been an elite player in our league for over a decade. He showed great leadership and helped develop a winning culture over his time with the Bears. We appreciate all he has given our team, on and off the field. Brian will always be welcome as a member of the Bears."
EXCEPT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO PAY HIM WHAT HE IS WORTH, BECAUSE WE ARE CHEAP. (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION)
WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE WITHOUT PRODUCING A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM - SUCKERS.